@SergioValenCo: Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you.
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@thepatrickwalsh: My dad's visiting soon, which means I need to practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes.
@Dr_powpow: Like every good global citizen I've reduced my power consumption by 50% by running all my power off the neighbours while they're on vacation
@hell_homer: btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search "scrotum" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong