@Jamie1947: Damn girl, are you my cable remote? Because you are weirdly designed and very confusing, and does this row of buttons even do anything?
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@Darlainky: My dog is always using my legs as a pillow, but the one time I lay down on him he acts like I should get out of his kennel.
@Diversion50: DAVID BOWIE: We can be heroes! ME: Great! DAVID BOWIE: Just for one day. ME: Oh. OK. *bins blueprint for Batcave*
@jonnysun: lets play cops & robbers! ok! i'll be robber! i'll be cop! *robber hides* *cop just starts wrestling all the black kids in the neigborhood*