@illTortuga: Damn girl are you the sun because you need to stay 92,960,000 miles away from me.
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@Carbosly: Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? This is God thanking them for bacon.
@GrantTanaka: Txt from wife: where r u Me:kitchen Wife:can u feed cat M: I mean garage W:bring in laundry M:bathroom W:clean toilet M: Idaho W:get potatos