@gruffybeard: Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you...
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@AsgardianRose: To the people who have lost one shoe on the side of the road... Are you okay? How does that even happen?
@MatCro: [watching TV] GF: Tickle my back please ME: Is that nice? GF: Little bit higher ME: [very slightly squeaky voice] Is that nice?
@moneebthinks: My Nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip