@RdrJay47: Damn Girl, did you just get in a water balloon fight or are you happy to see me?
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@ms_woodsy: Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
@weinerdog4life: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, except for bears, bears will kill you.
@briancthayer: Dear microwave companies, Why make us select "cook" at all? Does my appliance have a calculator function or something? Sincerely, Everyone