@johnbiehl: Damn girl, if you was a fruit you'd be a fineapple, if you was a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital as often as I could.
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@ChickenFrecklez: Crazy sister put: "I had a child very young so I had to mature quickly" on her resume once. Put her email address as MONKEYTUSHIES87 too.
@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus
@TommyKarate: Local video store is offering a chance to win free iPads, so naturally, I reported them as spam.