@TacoStamp1: Damn my stomach is making really weird noises...I'm gonna go ahead and send a donut down there to check things out.
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@myles_morrison: It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger.
@Thrill_Tweeter: Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family.
@P1ssed_K1d: I've always wanted to buy 2 coffees, take them to a crime scene & while handing 1 to the officer in charge ask, "So, what do we have here?"