@StrawburyDelite: Damn Shakira is doing Activia commercials too now. With all that belly dancing, you'd think she'd be able to shit. Who knew.
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@TheFaldor: Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides? So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.