@ElleOhHell: Damn, Starbucks. Not only do you spell my name completely wrong AND screw up my order, but on my way out some woman keeps calling me a thief
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@FunnyMojoJojo: I went to bed last night and my brother came out of the closet and scared the shit out of me, I forgot we were playing hide and seek...
@doktorj: Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage.
@wolfpupy: if you are getting the names Jon and John confused call them by their full names, Jonaldo and Johnaldo
@JB1971_: I eat my sandwich over a piece of bread, so when stuff falls out...BOOM! another sandwich.