@Lunatic_times: Damn you bladder stop releasing my precious beer.
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@skankymunter: Dear Humans. Chicken soup is not good for the soul, weed is. Yours truly. The Chickens.
@TheAlexP: [Reporting live on scene] Weatherman: how much rain are you seeing? Me: Christ Gary, all of it.
@pinupteacher: I'm starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I'll never ever use one again. I'm so excited about it. Yes.