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@CatherineLMK: "Damnit!"

-a burglar, discovering yet another drawer filled with dead batteries, take-out menus, and pen caps.

“Damnit!”

-a burglar, discovering yet another drawer filled with dead batteries, take-out menus, and pen caps.

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