@FeelingMervis: Damnnnnn gurl... I wanna to take you back to my place, get you alone and just do work on your grammar.
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@amishschool: Me teaching Wilderness Survival Class: "OK EVERYBODY WATCH CAREFULLY AS I DRIVE *AWAY* FROM THE WILDERNESS."
@david8hughes: [me narrating a documentary about grasshoppers] And here we see these little liars hopping on sand.
@priya_ebooks: currently texting 'Happy Father's Day' to all the men in my phone to freak them out