@KenJennings: Dance like no one is threatening to call the police if you don't take your boombox and leave the Christian Science Reading Room immediately.
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@carlawh: Yes, I DO think "did you bring my pizza?" is an acceptable answer when you're in a public bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
@NikatNiteNite: Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like "this drug may cause severe sexiness"
@LADaddy: I just turned my desktop keyboard upside down, shook it, and a taco salad fell out. At least it tasted like a taco salad.
@lovemydogduck: Getting shit done. Was my response when my boss ask me what I'm doing. And now I'm sitting outside of H.R.