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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Dance like nobody's watching.
Do the dishes like nobody's watching.
Change into that robe like nobody's watching. No, the other one.

Dance like nobody’s watching.
Do the dishes like nobody’s watching. 
Change into that robe like nobody’s watching. No, the other one.

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