@MadamBetteNoire: Dance like you aren't depressed. Sing like you didn't kill that homeless guy. Love like you don't have herpes.
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@usermcuserface: Manager to waiter: Wait for it.. Wait for it.. (Sees me take a huge bite of food) Go! Go! Go! Waiter: so how is everything today?
@lydiagreer: Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today
@Real_Dick_Head: Establish dominance by sitting close to the buffet and growling every time someone walks up to get food.