@vonTraphaus: Dance like you're not the father
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@robdelaney: .@LAPD My wife made hazelnut "coffee" with my coffee maker. Send all available units.
@Humor_Fetish: "Do you want to be the numerator or the denominator tonight...? You're so radical!" How I hit on my imaginary mathematician girlfriend
@_SingleBabyMama: You don't realize how much you miss your privacy until you have a toddler hugging you the entire time you pee.