@vonTraphaus: Dance like you're not the father
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@missekay: *decides to workout* *lays on ground to do sit-up* *find skittle on ground* *eats it* *takes nap*
@shutupmikeginn: Someone should make a food app that connects to your bank account and only lists restaurants you can afford, could call it Welp
@JennInTheCorner: Little known fact: Fergie stopped making music cuz she ran out of words she knew how to spell.