@robfee: Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing.
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@GrowlyGrego: Dear Abby, My pastor insists that being gay is wrong, yet he ends all his letters with the words "In Him" Help! Perplexed in Poughkeepsie
@KalvinMacleod: I have Facebook like reflexes. "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*
@AndyAsAdjective: ME: I love you HER: ME: I said I love you HER: sir, I can't give you extra curly fries…please just pay for your order