@robfee: Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing.
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@One2thTEXAN: *walks up to cute teller at bank* Me: you wanna grab lunch some time? T: sir, I've seen your balance. M: yea, I was hoping you'd buy.
@collegefession: "My bf and I were having dinner with my family and I asked for my daddy to pass the sriracha my bf and my dad both reached for it" - Harvard
@arealliveghost: if I were in a comic book I would never wear clothes, I would just constantly scream a huge speech bubble over my body