@robfee: Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing.
BUSINESS SNAKE: [dictating a letter]
SECRETARY: [just hammering the S key]
@meganamram: Noah's flood = God clearing his browser history
@BEEAAARR: Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion.
@Los01001111: My Wife does this cute thing where she says that "actions speak louder than words" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding.
@palokin: Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.