@robfee: Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing.
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@KalvinMacleod: BABY BOSS: we need to talk about your work ethic ME: *covers face with hands* BABY BOSS: oh guess he's out for lunch. I'll talk to him later
@Underchilde: I tweet because it’s fun and I like the validation, but also because one day it’ll prove to a jury how crazy I am.
@BuckyIsotope: TEENS IN THE 70S: let’s protest war TEENS IN THE 80S: let’s protest capitalism TEENS IN THE 90S: let’s rage against the machine TEENS TODAY: let’s eat laundry detergent