@robfee: Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone.
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@daemonic3: [drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!? "I went to the eye doctor" What does that mean? "He said I don't need glasses"
@tequilasaltlife: I'm a good driver until there is a cop behind me Then I become a paranoid weed transporter from the border