@robfee: Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone.
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@cryptomanran: A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday. Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
@BubblesnBooze: Hubs: You're home all day, why isn't the house clean? Me: You're at work all day, why aren't we rich? Hubs: Touché