@Lovepink1120124: Dang I didn't make it to the gym today! That makes 5 years in a row
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@_itspat_: There's been a rash of break ins recently involving teenage boys, so I switched out all the locks in my home with bra clasps.
@Cryptoterra: Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed
@BlindChow: STEWARDESS: omg the plane's about to crash but the SOS message can only be 140 characters! what are we going to do?? ME: *slowly stands up*