@scrirc: Danger is my middle name. nnFirst name: AvoidsnLast name: Completely
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@CheetoBandito77: This lady cashier asked me if I wanted it "double bagged"...I said "No, you're not THAT ugly..." And that's why I'm not allowed in Target.
@TheRobCee: [labels account "18+"] [tweets exclusively about voting & buying cigarettes legally]
@Xoolun: My wife tells me she wants me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I'm thinking about getting her a treadmill.
@murrman5: [wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]