@TheAlexNevil: “Danger” was my middle name until I had it legally changed to “No, I’m good, thanks.”
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@Donna_McCoy: I'll dance with everyone watching. I don't like an audience, but I want someone around to call an ambulance when I fall.
@Laser_Cat: America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.
@MrFilmkritik: When someone disagrees with you online & demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a logically sound defense, u can save a lot of time by not doing that. Dude, I’ve known u for ten seconds & enjoyed none of them, I’m not taking homework assignments from you.
@Sarcasticsapien: I hate when people say "Look at me when I'm talking to you." I mean, c'mon, one inconvenience at a time.