@LegoGodzilla: Dangerously attractive guitars get added to the sexy fenders register.
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@bridger_w: When someone says, "I haven't seen you in forever," a fun response is, "I know, we're really not that good of friends"
@crunchenhanced: I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside.
@johntoconnor: How much can this one swallow? sir that one does 1.6 gallons per flush and please stop describing it that way
@Naggalie: I ordered a coffee and the barista asked what size. I told her size didn't matter. We laughed. Then she gave me an extra large coffee.