@LegoGodzilla: Dangerously attractive guitars get added to the sexy fenders register.
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@thereverendcink: If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.
@3sunzzz: If your name is Candy you shouldn't be allowed to work at a weight loss clinic. It just seems cruel.
@jergarl: Me: IT'S TIME TO SETTLE DOWN FOR THE NIGHT 8yo:*starts playing accordion M: Where did you even get that? 8:*making eye contact* No idea.