@trojansauce: daniel radcliffe's family were just known as the cliffe's until his great grandfather invented the kick flip
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@Reverend_Scott: Wife: "Notice anything?" Me: "Is it your hair, shoes, dress, eyelashes, mascara, lipstick, or nails?" Wife: "You forgot to wear pants."
@mdob11: Me: [crying so hard I can't breathe] why Waiter: [returning my plate] sorry, I thought you were done
@anerdonfire2: The good news: She actually gave me her number The bad news: She asked for it back after I fell and tripped into a plant walking away
@maxlavergne: your honor, i nominate the real murderer for the ice bucket challenge!! [a guy stands up] nice