@ojedge: Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader.
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@LaLuchaNix: My husband says none of my metaphors make any sense. He is just an empty canoe in the snow.
@Cravin4: Marital Law & Martial Law while look similar have very different meanings... .. Except at my house.
@Brianhopecomedy: Did a somersault for the first time in years. I know that's not a good tweet but I'm getting bored lying here waiting for the paramedics.
@TheDreamGhoul: if u think ur house is haunted get a cat. whooshing sound? it's the cat. hear footsteps? def the cat. unseen being devouring your soul? cat.