@ojedge: Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader.
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@metafroth: How to create a weight-loss program: (1) Take a before picture. (2) Eat like a pig. (3) Take an after picture. (4) Switch the pictures.
@clindsaysway: When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people.
@MrSandeepP: I dont't want to die a virgin because that means I'll have to have sex with terrorists.
@KalvinMacleod: VILLIAN: all this money is mine BANK TELLER: help us Velcroman, he’s getting away VELCROMAN: *stuck to the floor* who puts carpet in a bank?