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@Home_Halfway: DATE: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
ME: *gets really close to the date & whispers* I'm just a person, what bullshit question is this

DATE: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
ME: *gets really close to the date & whispers* I’m just a person, what bullshit question is this

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