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@KeetPotato: date: [breaks 3 minute silence] "you dont have to use the chopsticks just to impress me"
me: [trying to pick up my beer] "i can do it"

date: [breaks 3 minute silence] “you dont have to use the chopsticks just to impress me”
me: [trying to pick up my beer] “i can do it”

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