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@SirEviscerate: DATE: Did you know a octopus can slip through any hole his beak can fit?
ME: ...haha no.
[Later]
ME: *tearing apart my almost-finished octopus jail blueprints*

DATE: Did you know a octopus can slip through any hole his beak can fit?
ME: …haha no.
[Later]
ME: *tearing apart my almost-finished octopus jail blueprints*

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