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@SaraMansford: Date: Do u have any allergies?

Me: I'm allergic to raisins. They make me cry

D: That's an unusual reaction

M: They could've been wine!!

Date: Do u have any allergies?

Me: I’m allergic to raisins. They make me cry

D: That’s an unusual reaction

M: They could’ve been wine!!

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