@PaperWash: [date gets back from the bathroom]
those batman toys in the tub are so cute! How old are your kids?
"kids?"
![[date gets back from the bathroom]
those batman toys in the tub are so cute! How old are your kids?
“kids?”](/cache/86593.jpg)
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