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@RoosterMustache: DATE: *gets in car*

ME: hi *starts driving*

DATE: how's it going?

ME: first, gas is sparked in the combustion chamber to push the pistons

DATE: *gets in car*

ME: hi *starts driving*

DATE: how’s it going?

ME: first, gas is sparked in the combustion chamber to push the pistons

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