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@fro_vo: DATE: *looking at dessert menu* are you thinking what i’m thinking
ME: *smiling* let’s say it together
DATE: 1,2,3! ice cream
ME: why does “Open” start with a closed circle and “Closed” start with an open cirrrice cream

DATE: *looking at dessert menu* are you thinking what i’m thinking ME: *smiling* let’s say it together DATE: 1,2,3! ice cream ME: why does “Open” start with a closed circle and “Closed” start with an open cirrrice cream
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