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@MarlonBrandNO: [DATE]

ME: I'm a literature buff

HER: who do you read?

ME: read?

*cut to me bench pressing like 70 copies of The Great Gatsby*

[DATE] 

ME: I’m a literature buff

HER: who do you read?

ME: read? 

*cut to me bench pressing like 70 copies of The Great Gatsby*

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