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@MongooseMayhem: Date me?

You can't afford the maintenance to keep me.

Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria's Secret, and bail money.

Date me?

You can’t afford the maintenance to keep me. 

Vodka, high heels, steak, shiny clothes, tonic, Victoria’s Secret, and bail money.

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