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@Fred_Delicious: Date - "so they had no other chairs?"
Me [sitting on an alpaca] "no"
@PureDad: Man, Lord of the Rings has all kinds of people! White men, white elves, white dwarves, white trees, Gandalf the white, all the kinds!
@PleaseBeGneiss: If you're walking around with a toothpick in your mouth you may think you look cool but we're all just worrying about you tripping
@david8hughes: Therapist: today we're going to do an exercise
Me [shifts nervously in seat]: oh, I-uh
Therapist: calm down, fatty. Not actual exercise
@BackrowSeats: The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me.
@moren1ke: i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the "i'm not a robot" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain