@CraveMyThoughts: Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat.
Date your grandma
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@kumailn: "Every family on 2013 had 'quite the year'." - study conducted using Christmas newsletters
@JonasPolsky: All in favor of imitating Spanish women say "Aye-yi-yi."
@LindaInDisguise: Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people I saw their messages.
@TheCatWhisprer: Dr: I'm giving u a proton-pump inhibitor Me: LIKE A GHOSTBUSTER? D: No for acid reflu *sees tears welling in my eyes* yes for busting ghosts
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