@CraveMyThoughts: Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat.
Date your grandma
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@samalmightysam: -Knock Knock! -Who is it? -The love of your life. - :) Really? -Hahahaha no, it's the pizza you ordered.
@Douchekevin: A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.
@MichaelGoffLA: Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions.
@djdarrellripley: I pray every night that I never become religious...
@RandomManik: Every crime show turns into sitcom when the cops bring the husband for questioning and he asks, "Why would anyone want to kill their wife?"
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