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@Sickayduh: DATE: This place is so fancy
ME: Ever have a guy splurge on you before?
DATE: Well, only when we didn't have a condom

DATE: This place is so fancy
ME: Ever have a guy splurge on you before?
DATE: Well, only when we didn’t have a condom

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