@weinerdog4life: Date Tip: If a date is going well, a series of loud hoots will scare off other suitors
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@grmonta: I don't know what's more embarrassing, accidentally sending nudes to your boss or getting a pay decrease as a result of your nudes.
@dafloydsta: [date] HER: *staring into my eyes* Whatcha thinking about? ME: *daydreaming about dogs on trampolines* Just you, girl.
@Jacksawyerr: If I got kidnapped I'd continuously sing Pitbull songs until they kill me, I'd die but at least they'd suffer too.