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@tiemoose: date: wanna try some of my cheesecake?

me: no thanks, i don't eat dairy

date: are you lactose intolerant?

me, terrified my skeleton will become too strong and escape: haha yeah that's it

date: wanna try some of my cheesecake?

me: no thanks, i don’t eat dairy

date: are you lactose intolerant?

me, terrified my skeleton will become too strong and escape: haha yeah that’s it

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