@wendchymes: Dated a mime once - God was it good - he did sooooo many ~unspeakable things~to me ....
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@HeyZeus666: Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'.
@HenpeckedHal: Autocorrect changed "decaffeinated" to "defecated", and despite what my wife may claim, I'm pretty sure she knew what I wanted a cup of.
@captainkalvis: dexters lab creator: ok so he's a boy genius executive: ok creator: who hates his sister executive: is that it? creator: [sweating] and uh... has a made up accent for no reason that no one else in his family has executive: SOLD