@wendchymes: Dated a mime once - God was it good - he did sooooo many ~unspeakable things~to me ....
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@notacroc: Date: Lets break the ice. Polar bear: break th-[shatters Coke bottle] BREAK THE ICE? What are you saying?! D: I mea- PB: THATS MY HOME LINDA
@OfficialMizGin: There’s nothing more disappointing for a woman than finding out a bearded guy in a flannel shirt is a hipster and not a lumberjack.