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@MarlonBrandNO: [date]

"don't let her know ur from twitter"

Her: whats wrong?

Me: This fork only has 3 prongs

Her: So?

Me: it should be called a threek

[date]

“don’t let her know ur from twitter”

Her: whats wrong?

Me: This fork only has 3 prongs

Her: So?

Me: it should be called a threek

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