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@MarlonBrandNO: [Date]
(don't let her know you're an alien larva)

Her: I wonder where he is?
*I burst through her chest*
Me: Did you order yet? I'm starved

[Date]
(don’t let her know you’re an alien larva)

Her: I wonder where he is?
*I burst through her chest*
Me: Did you order yet? I’m starved

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