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@KalvinMacleod: [date]
HER: no more Scooby Doo imitations
ME: ok
WAITER: today's special is baby octopus
ME: [Shaggy voice] zoinks
HER: I’m done
ME: ruh roh

[date]
HER: no more Scooby Doo imitations
ME: ok
WAITER: today’s special is baby octopus
ME: [Shaggy voice] zoinks
HER: I’m done
ME: ruh roh

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