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@notacroc: [date]
Her: so you're a mathematician?
Me: no actually I'm a *pythagorean doves fly out of my sleeve and hit her in the face* mathemagician

[date]
Her: so you’re a mathematician?
Me: no actually I’m a *pythagorean doves fly out of my sleeve and hit her in the face* mathemagician

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