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@Sassafrantz: [date]
Me: Are you a serial killer? You have to tell me if you are.
Him: That's a cop.
Me: Changing the subject, just like a serial killer

[date]
Me: Are you a serial killer? You have to tell me if you are. 
Him: That’s a cop. 
Me: Changing the subject, just like a serial killer

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