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@daplusk: [date]
Me: Have you ever had it so deep your toes curl?
Her: No, I'd love that
Me: [pulls out 15th century poetry book] get ready
Her: um

[date]
Me: Have you ever had it so deep your toes curl?
Her: No, I’d love that
Me: [pulls out 15th century poetry book] get ready
Her: um

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