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@fro_vo: [Date]
Me: how about a drink? get whatever floats your boat
Her: thanks! i'll have a mai tai
Me: *glaring* you float a boat with water karen

[Date]
Me: how about a drink? get whatever floats your boat
Her: thanks! i’ll have a mai tai
Me: *glaring* you float a boat with water karen

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