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@Home_Halfway: {Date}
ME: I have to warn you, I'm the jealous type
WAITER: What would you folks like?
HER: I'll have the s-
ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?

{Date}
ME: I have to warn you, I’m the jealous type
WAITER: What would you folks like?
HER: I’ll have the s-
ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?

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