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@david8hughes: [date]
Me: you wanna see what desserts they have?
Wife: how about we go home & I'll let you-
Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?

[date]
Me: you wanna see what desserts they have?
Wife: how about we go home & I’ll let you-
Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?

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