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@space0tter: Date

*pulls out clipboard*
"Name?"
"Uh.. Beth."
"Ok.. Check. Kids?"
"No"
"Check. Club Penguin username?"
"What's that?"
*drops clipboard*

Date

*pulls out clipboard*
“Name?”
“Uh.. Beth.”
“Ok.. Check. Kids?”
“No”
“Check. Club Penguin username?”
“What’s that?”
*drops clipboard*

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