dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests date 5: i don't think the moon is real

@Taryn_: That awkward moment when someone is cooking fish in the office and all the girls begin sniffing themselves.

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@jwoodham: Internet dating? No thanks. I like the internet, but I don't like like the internet.

@TheresNoGodzila: *gets on 1 knee* Me: I know we haven't known each other for a long time, but will you marry me? Her: Please get off my knee

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@GonzoVice: You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

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@ClichedOut: *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* Nurse 1: I'm exhausted. Nurse 2: I hate Labor Day.

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